Never underestimate my ability to turn a serious situation into a confusing yet hilarious joke
my freaking cousin tho. ‘You know the Easter Bunny isn’t real tho right?’
well not with that fucking attitude
give me a muse to sample rp as
“ELF! ELF! EGGS!”
She’s young, she doesn’t quite understand yet the terms her big brother Jamie and his friends use. But she does understand their actions. And she saw how far Caleb kicked that football the other day. They called it - a punt.
She thinks. She isn’t sure.
But she’s pretty sure she could pull of that kick if the elf would just hoLD STILL.